After each event I enjoy giving the guys a little feedback on their selection of apparel (not that they care) and overall image. Sometimes its good...sometimes its well...let's call it "constructive" criticism.
So in preparation for tonight's event, I thought we could review a few of the WORST shorts in UFC history...
Ok..let's start at the beginning...checkout Ken Shamrock's camel toe!
In his many years of MMA, Ken has amassed a huge collection of Speedo Shorts
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| I think these pics are actually from his WWE days but they still count! |
Alright ladies....I know that many of you will disagree with this one. GSP (in the red) is known for his tiny and extremely tight shorts. As he fights...they crawl up & settle into crevices and well...It gives me the creeps! TMI!
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| These shorts are one of his BIGGEST pairs. I fully expect him to come out in a thong one day! |
Maurico "Shogun" Rua...giggle & blush...is soooooo dreamy, but I wish he would wear some board shorts every once in a while! I guess being a former Brazillian Model gives him the confidence to "Rock out" with his....nevermind..you get the picture.
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| This is not the best pic of the creamy caramel colored hottie! |
Rich...Rich...Rich! I like pink too but that is the wrong shade for your skin-tone buddy! ;o)
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| Rich Franklin has since changed to a darker pink that compliments his coloring better. I'm a girl...if you don't get this post than you are probably not a female and have definitely not had your colors done at the mall!!!! ;o) |
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| Further proof that Rich is secure in his manhood. |
WOW! I think this pic of Josh Barnett should be sold in one of those magazines behind the counter and sealed in plastic.
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| He looks like a giant flat-chested woman with a crew cut. |
OK...I'll admit it...it isn't the shorts on this one. At least Roy Nelson isn't sporting the trademark mullet.
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| Ewwww yuck! |
Please...please...please forgive me Forrest.
You know that I love you and am your number one fan (but not in a stalker kinda weirdo way...well I do have your full size cutout pic next to my desk at work...anyway...let's move on) but I have to include you in this list. That pale beige color is horrible. They look like they haven't been washed!
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| I love you...wear whatever you want!!!! |
Once again I am forcing myself to put a fighter that I truly love on the list. Mirko Cro-Cop is a MMA icon. Even though his Croatian flag patterned shorts make him instantly recognizable...they are still ugly. Sorry Mirko. Don't stop wearing them!
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| These shorts look like giraffe print at first glance. |
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| These shorts should hang in the UFC Hall of Fame! (And yes...I am purposefully not commenting on the other dude's hair...that will be addressed in another post) |
Shonie is ...well..an individual. During his stint on The Ultimate Fighter 4: The Comeback the veteran MMA fighter and self-proclaimed inventor of the "Spinning Backfist" built a reputation for questionable fashion sense and lack of modesty.
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